NOTE: Michael – creator of this blog’s name and logo – makes his debut today. He’s been a Cardinals fan since he was 10 years old, and curses up an epic blue streak whenever the Cardinals lose. And when the Cubs win.
Dear Adam Wainwright,
I think you have great eyes. When you’re staring down a hitter. And a nice form. When you’re throwing a curveball.
I just want you to know, I love you, man.
Really, I do.
Uh, just, uh, not in “that” way, though … I think I’d better stop before somebody thinks they’ve clicked on to “that” kind of blog site.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Uh … Love,